Never try to teach a pig how to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Speeches, like babies, are easy to conceive but hard to deliver.
The greatest good we can do for others is not to share our riches but to reveal theirs.
Life is a cup to be filled, not drained.
There are only two questions that human beings have ever fought over all through history. "How much do you love me?" And, "Who's in charge?"
-- anonymous old woman in Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert
You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be.